Let's Surf Seriously

NR
HD
Shortboarding 34 mins 2012
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Cut the crap! Surf like you mean itgrab surfing by the balls and twist them like a crocodile dragging a baby goat to its death! If youre gonna surf, do it for real, its time. Lets surf seriously!

Chippa Wilson, Dylan Graves. Dillon Perillo. Benji Weatherley, Ozzie Wright

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Synopsis Surfing used to mean something. Seems like all we see these days are fancy boys dancing on the water like damn ballerinas in fancy-ass boardshorts with $300 haircuts. What happened to cutbacks? Where is all the vertical re-entry three-to-the-beach aggression? Kids these days should be studying and taking notes from their elders. Instead, theyre playing grab ass on whatever newfangled video-game techno diarrhea shit shows theyve got playing on their flat-screen pocket televisions. Dont give us that drop wallet tail chuck full rotation bullshit if you dont really mean it! If youre gonna do a flip, do it with some conviction goddamnit! Cut the crap! Surf like you mean itgrab surfing by the balls and twist them like a crocodile dragging a baby goat to its death! If youre gonna surf, do it for real, its time. Lets surf seriously!
Athletes Chippa Wilson, Dylan Graves. Dillon Perillo. Benji Weatherley, Ozzie Wright, Craig Anderson, Ben Godwin, Ben Sounness, Nate Tyler, Matt Meola, Clay Marzo, Greg Long, Rusty Long, Ben Bourgeois, Josie Graves, Oliver Kurtz, Alejandro Moreda, Brian Toth
Genres Shortboarding, Strictly Surf Action & Music
Director Jerry Ricciotti
Studio Transworld
Rating not rated
Runtime 34 mins
Language English | Stereo
Stream HD | 1920x1080